Disclaimer : Meant for tamil readers. Others, Pls read it with the help of a human translator.
"Appa, amma...We want to adopt a kozhanthai..." Krishnan (Kichu) confessed their wish...
Vekatachalam looked up from the death column page of the India's no 1 malayalam news paper >"Enna da?? adoptiona? Namma famililaya???..no! no! no need for adoption and all! andha easwaran will definitely bless our family with a baby. we just need to wait...ethryao avvaalukku even after 15 years kozhantha porakkarthu...its only been 8years for you now...so, let us wait till andha easwaran gives us one!illaena namakku koduthu vachathu athradhaan nu nenachukkalam" Venkatachalam retorted.
Vishaalam stopped cutting the vegetables and stared at Kichu and Kavitha (Kavi)...then continued her task. But with an expression of cutting her fingers instead of vegetables "Innum naan enna ellam paakarthukku irukko bhagavaanae?" the size of the cutting pieces got bigger and bigger..."adhukkudhaan annakkae Bhuvanaava kalyanam pannikka chonnaen...hmmm....naan chonnatha aaru kaekkaraa??" she murmured..
Seshambaal paati played her part as well "kollu paeran paethiya paathu kann-adaikkalaam-unu nenachaen...hmm....andha aashayellam ippo illaipa"....she resumed her task of podichifying the murukku...
"illaippa...innum how long to wait? so, adopt panradhu thaan nallathunnu padarathu"..Kichu continued his statement as if his appa,amma & paati have never spoken...but, his continued statements were ignored continuously.
"indha kaalathu kozhanthaigal padichaanu choliyuttu, oru use-uum illai...all educated, but not respecting the culture..they want to adopt a kid it seems" Venkatachalam shared the grief news with his "VRS" gang alias (Vambu Romba Super)gang.
"US la vaelai panraanu cholliyittu oru use-uum illai...all educated, but not respecting the culture..kichu wants to adopt a tamil kid it seems" Seshadri (VRS member) was more than willing to share this news with his wife.
"Kaineraya sambaadhikkaraan nu cholliyittu oru use-uum illai...all educated, but not respecting the culture..kichu wants to adopt a muslim kid it seems" Mrs.Seshadri didn't forget to add and change the script while sharing the vambu with her "DHV" gang alias (Desperate Housewives for Vambu) gang.
So...the news of adoption spread like Google search engine, with the slight change in the "to be adopted kid" being from "A-Z" religions with an exception of B & I (you know why)!
Kichu & Kavi returned to US.
Called home after 3 weeks and shared the news - "Kavi is pregnant" alias (adoption idea dropped)
Each month Kavi's fotos with different stomach sizes (in pretty maternity gowns)were sent to all @ home.
They decided to have the delivery in US itself. They said they can manage.
It was a baby girl!
Vysali (alias Vishaalam i.e paati's name) - the new born landed home 3 months after her birth.
"Kozhantha appidi kichuva maadhiriyae irukku" - Kichu's family side roared.
"Kozhanthaya paatha, kavithaava paakanda.appidiyae kaviyodu face cut" - Kavi's family protested.
All shubham...
But, Kichu looked at kavi and winked with a wicked smile and "C, didn't i tell u?" look.
Yaennaa.....Vysali was Eashwaran's blessing, through a system called adoption!!!
PS: Pillows are available in all sizes & shapes(to suit the stomach sizes):-)
(PS)PS : Eashwaran alias God Shiva
Ha ha good one...let the idea of pillows...get more popularity among all the childless couples.......
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ReplyDeleteOooohh Palakkad Iyer type Tamil!! Nice post...I liked the DSV and VRS abbrev's.
ReplyDelete"kannadakkalaamnu" could probably be kann adaikkalaam-nu - I thot u were speaking about Kannadiga's or Kannada..heh!
@ Amal - Thank u!
ReplyDelete@ RR - Thanks for the suggestion. I have made that change :)
Hi, well scripted... felt like seeing a short film on adoption.. :)
ReplyDelete@ Jaya -Wow! My pleasure! Thanks akka :)
ReplyDeleteSemma blog de!! Hehe...appadiye oru Mylapore maami pesara maathiri irunthuthu!! Sirichu sirichu vayaru vallikardhu...showed it to a lot of people at office...!! So many liked it
ReplyDeleteHey maybe u cud do a bit on the weird relations tamizh brahmins have...athai paati's, mama thatha's, ammanji's and stuff... :) semma galatta-va irukkum i think!! - Ratz
@ Ratz - Thanks dee...will put ammanji's and athangaa's in some future blog...semma super galattava irukkum! LOL
ReplyDeleteintha tamil njan inga irukkara thambis-tta kaatikoduthen nna enna konne pottuduva..hehe..namma palghat tamil ithu..lol
ReplyDeletewas fun reading it.. :)
Felt like watching a film! Excellent thought :) Keep blogging :)
ReplyDeleteWow..this is really a good one ya...will me a frequent follower of your blog hence forth!!!!
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